Privacy Policy for The House

At The House, we take your privacy as seriously as everything else. This policy explains what we do (and don’t do) with any information you share while visiting our premises or participating in our activities.

Information We Collect

We may collect:

• Your name (if you tell us).
• Your opinions (if you shout them during game night).
• Your snacks (we reserve the right to “collect” and eat them).

How We Use Your Information

We use your data for community purposes only, such as:

• Letting you know about events, lost tupperware, or surplus hot peppers.

Data Sharing

We do not sell your data to advertisers, governments, or shadowy cabals. We may share relevant information with:

• Maurice, our totally aligned agi.
• George, the friendly neighborhood groundhog (who is totally not a cop).

Security

Your information is stored in our hearts and possibly in the political compass guestbook.

Your Rights

You may request at any time that we:

• Stop inviting you to game night.
• Remove your photo from the wall of “Distinguished Guests.”
• Return your Tupperware.

Changes to This Policy

We may update this policy without notice if we think of something funny.

By entering The House, you consent to this policy and agree to have a good time.